so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
