ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
im holly from the hills drunk
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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