Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
