Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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