i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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