I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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