I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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