dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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