Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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