Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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