problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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