Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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