just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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