wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize