Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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