So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
My life is pants optional.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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