This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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