I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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