I look better un-naked...
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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