So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize