Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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