never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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