He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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