Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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