oh god the rape fog is back!
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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