No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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