Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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