just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I would ride that face into the sunset
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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