It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
two words: eviction party
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Randomize
