Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
there is glitter all over my balls
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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