He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
