im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My breasts were aching with rage.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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