So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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