it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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