Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
