I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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