we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
