I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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