Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
