That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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