Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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