Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
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