If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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