I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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