he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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