Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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