So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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