dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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