you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
It's shark week go big or go home
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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