is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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