How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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