And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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