Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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