An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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