unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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