Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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