So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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