Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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