Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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